Im a calendar. Im banned in three countries. Lets do this.
So heres the deal. Youll fire me up and Ill make some sort of mockery of who you are and what you hold dear. Then Ill insert hilariously inappropriate events into your daily schedule. Youll probably then tell a friend about me. If you come back again tomorrow, well do it all over again.
Click the buy button and lets get to it, shall we? Quit being cheap, Im 99 cents.